RP Challenge (Amadeus vs Dakari)

[ElfGuard]

Transmitted: Imperial Palace, Poledes
Destination: Tulana, Mining Command
Intercept/Redirect: Seek Heirarchy Prime Position upon Arrival
Telepathic Adjunct: Sanctis Psyker Androlicus
Author: Governor Amadeus Taylon
Subject: DAKARI!

Thought for the Day: Duty, Honor and Faith in Him on Earth

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Dakari... I must commend you on showing me how an Ork evades a confrontation in order to claim a desert and then try to take credit on the next assault which will prove equally unsuccessful against the glorious armies of the Emperor upon your next incursion.

Whilst it pains me to say this, at least the forces whom opposed us on the ground of Leminkainen fought with Honor and Courage... They were purged in His glorious name, and yet even though i recieved Vox messages as to your position and claiming to be me through 'clever' manipulation of my title, you were nowhere to be found!

The few Grots that were herded up quickly squealed you were still on Tulana... This is not acceptable, Those Daemon Lords who shalt not be named
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[Added Addendum: Malleus Sanction Omega by Inquistress Cerinia - Daemon Prince Duthri of Nurgle and Daemon Lord Car'tagia, following unknown]
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by my own hand without Inquisitorial Sanction and Blessing were crushed by each others hands and their forces scrambled, But where were you?

So i say Come Dakari... Meet me upon Neutral ground and we shall settle this Man to Man, Imperial to Ork... The Moon of Astragard in orbit over Leminkainen will be the destination... Be there when hailed and we shall settle this once and for all!

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[[The Governor awaits your response, TheQuestion, Lets make this an epic game in itself shall we? ;) ]]
~Elf

[The Question]

Transmitted: Dakari's World
Destination: Da Guv-na's palace, Lemon-cane-um.
Author: Dakari
Subject: Waaagh!!



To da Guv-na of Lemon-cane-um,

I'z sorri, did I burzt ya bubble o' wat an Ork doez?
I'z sorri fer not bein stoopid enough ta attack a massive force ead on!
I'z sorri fer darin' ta conquer ya precious 'desert' minin' world in da name o' Gork an Mork when ya were screamin' like a zoggin Grot fer all da 'elp ya could get from all da uvver 'oomies and beakies!
I'z sorri fer crushin Space Wulvs unda one o' me Roks from orbit instead o' wastin me ladz bullets on 'dem!
I'z sorri fer not bein dere when da late Lootenant-Warboss Futski beat Marrynus Calgate, oo' I 'eard was supposed ta be da 'ardest Beakie ever, ta within an inch ov his life!


Me ladz, dat ya seem ta think were cowards, are Blood Axes! Blood Axes are 'ard! Blood Axes that killed yer so called Gree Nii!-ghts! We ad da sense not to attack an obvious trap 'ead on!

Da challange iz accepted Guv'na! I az da fava 'o Gork an Mork! I az da shiny rocks! Bring ya beakies! Bring ya 'oomies! Bring ya tanks!

I shall make ya realize da taste o' terror!
I accept Guv'na! Show me a Waaagh! worthy 'o Dakari!